Biblical Quotes For Funny Thinghs
He said to Jacob, "Let me eat some of that red stuff, because I'm exhausted."
"Funny Biblical Quotes" Genesis 25:30
It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.
Proverbs 21:19
"And tell the people to purify themselves, for tomorrow they will have meat to eat. Tell them, 'The LORD has heard your whining and complaints: "If only we had meat to eat! Surely we were better off in Egypt!" Now the LORD will give you meat, and you will have to eat it. And it won't be for just a day or two, or for five or ten or even twenty. You will eat it for a whole month until you gag and are sick of it. For you have rejected the LORD, who is here among you, and you have complained to him, "Why did we ever leave Egypt?"
Numbers 11:18
One time, Jesus was asked to leave town-- for killing all the pigs!
When he arrived at the other side in the region of the Gadarenes, two demon-possessed men coming from the tombs met him. They were so violent that no one could pass that way. "What do you want with us, Son of God?" they shouted. "Have you come here to torture us before the appointed time?"
Matthew 8:28-34
Did you know Alabama is mentioned in the book of Ezekiel?
Then I said to them: What is this high place you go to? It is called Bamah to this day.
Ezekiel 20:29
If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom.
Job 13:5
From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!"
He turned around, and looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord.
Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
2 Kings 2:23-24
There is more hope for a fool than for someone who speaks without thinking.
Proverbs 29:20
As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly
Proverbs 31:6
"Funny Biblical Quotes"
